Received this from Ron from Colorado. You have to wonder if this kind of entertainment would be seen in today’s politically charged Washington DC ? An axe, knives and a [...]
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October 18, 2012
We find this story and wonder if it is something from the Onion or Bob and Tom. ‘Donna the Deer Lady’ learns the hard way: deer crossing signs are for [...]
October 18, 2012
A WOMAN PROSPECTOR SHUFFLED INTO TOWN LEADING A TIRED OLD MULE. THE WOMAN HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE ONLY SALOON TO CLEAR HER PARCHED THROAT.
SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER.
The young gunslinger looked at the old woman and laughed, saying, “Hey
Old WOMAN, have you ever danced?”
THE WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, “NO, I NEVER DID DANCE… NEVER REALLY WANTED TO.”
A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID, “WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU’RE GONNA DANCE NOW,” AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE WOMAN’S FEET.
THE WOMAN PROSPECTOR – NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF -STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING.
WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL
LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.
THE WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.
THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR. THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.
THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING.
THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE WOMAN’S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, “SON, HAVE YOU EVER LICKED A MULE’S butt?
THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, “NO MAAM… BUT… I’VE
ALWAYS WANTED TO.”
THERE ARE A FEW LESSONS FOR US ALL HERE:
1 – Never be arrogant.
2 – Don’t waste ammunition.
3 – Whiskey makes you think you’re smarter than you are.
4 – Always, always make sure you know who has the power.
5 – Don’t mess with old women; they didn’t get old by being stupid…
September 28, 2012
First Lady Michelle Obama will be making a visit to Appleton today. First Lady in Appleton this Friday By Deandra Corinthios CREATED SEP. 24, 2012 APPLETON, WI–Appleton is buzzing about an [...]
July 25, 2012
HILARIOUS PARODY VIDEO: 2012 ‘OBAMA VOTER’ INTERVIEWS HER 2008 SELF — AND QUICKLY GETS DISILLUSIONED Posted on July 25, 2012 at 11:36am Earlier this month, we brought you the viral [...]
July 18, 2012
We find a story at UPMagizine.net about Ole & Lena. Ole Knows How To Hold Onto His Money, eh! BY MIKE – JULY 15, 2012 POSTED IN: HUMOR Ole & [...]