Moron Is Not Spelled M A R O O N, Pizza And A Movie

1930s coins (Photo credit: oceandesetoiles)

We’re not sure how to even try to explain this couple.

Man allegedly steals $100K coin collection, then spends at face value on pizza and a movie
By Eric Pfeiffer, Yahoo! News | The Sideshow – Fri, Sep 21, 2012

A young couple in Washington state may be guilty of committing an expensive crime for pennies on the dollar. Dakoda Garren, 19, has been charged with stealing a rare coin collection worth $100,000 and spending the coins at face value on a movie and pizza with his girlfriend.

The Columbian reports that a woman living in Woodland had her family coin collection stolen in May and says that Garren and his girlfriend Elizabeth Massman were the only people to visit her home during that period, when they were hired to do some part-time work.

Garren denied the accusation back in May, telling police they “didn’t have any evidence against him,” according to a report filed in Cowlitz County Superior Court.
But then Garren and Massman allegedly began using the coins at local establishments, spending them at face value, including a quarter that is estimated to be worth thousands of dollars.

Read more at Yahoo. From Boots and Sabers.

Are these two for real? First they are accused thief’s and then are too stupid to know what they stole?

This reminds us of the parody Rush Limbaugh has on his show. It tells of a young teenager who puts a tattoo on his forehead and spelled Maroon wrong. Are these two the results of our educational system and today’s society? Is this the future of our country will look like after this November?

The future of our country on full parade.